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Happy Holidays ... My Verison of a Holiday Classic!!

Originally Posted 12/24/10

Thank you for all the support this year. Everyone out there who invests a little of their time and life with me allows me to keep the mission going. Thanks to you all and I wish all of you a Happy Holiday season and a successful 2011. I hope you enjoy my version of a classic
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
One stinky member on a treadmill

On the second day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

On the third day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Three farting free weight guys
two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

On the fourth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Four cancelled members
three farting free weight guys
two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

On the fifth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Five busted toilets
four cancelled members
three farting free weight guys
two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

On the sixth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Six tan room masturbators
five busted toilets
four cancelled members
three farting free weight guys
two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

On the seventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Seven queens a dancing
six tan room masturbators
five busted toilets
four cancelled members
three farting free weight guys
two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

On the eighth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Eight old guys a bitchin’
seven queens a dancing
six tan room masturbators
five busted toilets
four cancelled members
three farting free weight guys
two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

On the ninth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Nine spin bikes breaking
eight old guys a bitchin’
seven queens a dancing
six tan room masturbators
five busted toilets
four cancelled members
three farting free weight guys
two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

On the tenth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Ten staff so stupid
nine spin bikes breaking
eight old guys a bitchin’
seven queens a dancing
six tan room masturbators
five busted toilets
four cancelled members
three farting free weight guys
two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

On the eleventh day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Eleven checks a bouncing
ten staff so stupid
nine spin bikes breaking
eight old guys a bitchin’
seven queens a dancing
six tan room masturbators
five busted toilets
four cancelled members
three farting free weight guys
two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me…
Twelve cheap competitors opening
eleven checks a bouncing
ten staff so stupid
nine spin bikes breaking
eight old guys a bitchin’
seven queens a dancing
six tan room masturbators
five busted toilets
four cancelled members
three farting free weight guys
two fatties swimming
and a stinky member on a treadmill

Do something kind this week and pass your good life forward

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